Reasons You Know That You Should Have Stayed in Bed

• Everything you touch hits the floor
• You are running late even though you got up early 
• You took your meds timely but the heat pain is already starting
• Your daughter ponders every decision and takes her time getting even one thing done
• All of the above happened before you left the house
• You have to go back into the house twice to get things you forgot
• As you are going down the road both you and the daughter sneeze and need tissues but there are none in your car.
• The only think to handle the sneeze are baby wipes and neither of you can reach them so you have to pull over and get them (again already running late).
• The radio talk show you are listening to decides to go on and on about politics so you have to just cut that off.
• People at preschool look at you and know it has not started off well
• You leave McDonalds after getting only a $1 drink and run over a curb trying to get back on the main road.  This of course, scares you to death.
• Work starts well but quickly proceeds downhill.  
• Emails get mean
• Systems get mean
• Callers get mean
• Supervisors get mean
• Alicia gets MEAN!
• Lunch with sister only bright spot in the day
• Husband calls asking "Where are you in your work day?"
• That can not be a good question
• Me - "uh  why?"
• Husband - "My vehicle does not have a booster seat in it and I have the little miss standing here with me."
• Me - "uh do I need to come now?"
• Husband - "No I can handle it."
• Me - "ok, be careful, call me when you get home."
• Me after hang up - why exactly did he call me, just to mention that we forgot the booster seat so we can both share in the blame!  That's what you do in marriage.
• Leave work having not heard from husband.  
• Dial husband's cell phone
• He answers
• I ask "Getting back at me for forgetting to call you the other day?"
• Husband  - "No, we are at home.  I don't feel well."
• Me - "I'm sorry, what is wrong?"
• Husband - "Throat sore."
• Soup Discussion - I will make sure there is soup and medicine when I get home.
• Me after hang up - "Well shoot I feel pain everyday maybe I need pain free soup or something to let me sleep too."
• Shame on you Alicia!
• Get home finally
• Hugs and kisses from my daughter - Everything will be ok and tomorrow is another day!